Some idiot called Harold Camping caused quite a stir recently by predicting that the world would end on the 21st of May. He foretold that the world be victim to devastating earthquakes and only the true believers would be rushed up to heaven. Of course the 21st came and went with no sign of the 'Rapture'.
Well duh!!! Who does this guy think he is??? Anyone with an ounce of sense knows that the date of Armageddon is decided by the all powerful one...............that's right, The Warlock Rob Thomson.
Those of us who worked with the Warlock at CCF had long suspected that he possessed mystical powers beyond our puny mortal comprehension. Some of you may recall a previous blog entry where I talked about a camp fire discussion about this very subject where we theorised that the Warlock was in fact thousands of years old and could have been present at the dawn of civilisation by ruling over the ancient Egyptians as Pharaoh. Rather than deny this theory the Warlock left the campfire and retired for the night to what appeared to be a one man tent similar to one pictured below.
However, we now know that this 'tent' is actually a Warlock recharge pod. His secret was discovered, and he was not amused. We were soon given a spectacular demonstration of the Warlock's power as he summoned a fire that almost destroyed CCF!
Harold Camping has made another prediction but we all know he is a false prophet. The guy is a fool with no evidence. In stark contrast if you look hard enough there is evidence throughout the history books of the Warlock's omnipotence.
So you have been warned! Reject false prophets and bow down to the Warlock!!